Percy the Pig walks into a home improvement store. \u00a0A novice salesman named Pat DeWack approaches and Percy says he needs to repair his house and needs to buy supplies. \u00a0\u00a0Then he pulls out a picture and explains that a grumpy neighbor, Mr. Wolf, huffed and puffed and did a lot of damage.\u00a0 The salesman takes him over to the lumber section.\u00a0 The salesman\u2019s manager comes over to make sure that Percy gets the right advice.\u00a0 He takes one look at the picture and says, \u201cWhat a stick stack, Pat DeWack, give the hog some stone.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Percy the Pig walks into a home improvement store. \u00a0A novice salesman named Pat DeWack approaches and Percy says he needs to repair his house and needs to buy supplies. \u00a0\u00a0Then he pulls out a picture and explains that a grumpy neighbor, Mr. Wolf, huffed and puffed and did a lot of damage.\u00a0 The salesman … Continue reading Percy’s Home Improvement?<\/span>