{"id":19,"date":"2017-06-21T20:41:27","date_gmt":"2017-06-21T20:41:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skyfirefox.net\/word\/?p=19"},"modified":"2017-06-21T20:41:27","modified_gmt":"2017-06-21T20:41:27","slug":"a-spaniel-named-daniel-trots-into-a-store-that-sells-electronic-equipment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skyfirefox.net\/word\/?p=19","title":{"rendered":"A spaniel named Daniel trots into a store that sells electronic equipment."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A spaniel named Daniel trots into a store that sells electronic equipment. \u00a0He walks around and after a few minutes finds the quadcopter he wants to buy. \u00a0A sales rep comes over, introduces himself as Paddy, and carries the boxed unit to the sales desk to ring up the sale. \u00a0Daniel takes out his wallet and finds he\u2019s $10.00 short.\u00a0 He removes a small gold bone-shaped tag and lays it on the table, and looks up at Paddy with hopeful eyes.\u00a0 Paddy says, \u201cI\u2019m not sure.\u00a0 I have to ask my manager, Mrs. Slocum.\u00a0 Then he calls over to a white-haired woman who is setting up a display of cell phones.\u00a0 \u201cAre you free, Mrs. Slocum?\u201d\u00a0 The woman looks up and says, \u201cI\u2019m free Mr. Whack.\u201d\u00a0 Mrs. Slocum walks over and Paddy explains the situation.\u00a0 Mrs. Slocum picks up the tag, examines it and asks Daniel if the tag was made of gold.\u00a0 Daniel nods.\u00a0 Mrs. Slocum smiles with approval, then says \u201cIt\u2019s a knick-knack, Paddy Whack, give the dog the drone.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A spaniel named Daniel trots into a store that sells electronic equipment. \u00a0He walks around and after a few minutes finds the quadcopter he wants to buy. \u00a0A sales rep comes over, introduces himself as Paddy, and carries the boxed unit to the sales desk to ring up the sale. \u00a0Daniel takes out his wallet &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/skyfirefox.net\/word\/?p=19\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A spaniel named Daniel trots into a store that sells electronic equipment.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/skyfirefox.net\/word\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/skyfirefox.net\/word\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/skyfirefox.net\/word\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skyfirefox.net\/word\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skyfirefox.net\/word\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/skyfirefox.net\/word\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20,"href":"https:\/\/skyfirefox.net\/word\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions\/20"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/skyfirefox.net\/word\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skyfirefox.net\/word\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skyfirefox.net\/word\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}